in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
The thing is, I don’t think I’ve ever really liked someone—I think I’ve just liked the idea of him—what I thought he was, or what I wanted him to be.
I love the color of your eyes,
The moment when we met,
Sitting on the steps, I’m trying to impress,
Cause I just wanted you, I just wanted you, I still want you