i don’t need your fucking sass today 

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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The thing is, I don’t think I’ve ever really liked someone—I think I’ve just liked the idea of him—what I thought he was, or what I wanted him to be. 

I love the color of your eyes,

The moment when we met,

Sitting on the steps, I’m trying to impress,

Cause I just wanted you, I just wanted you, I still want you